January 2010
80 posts
So fucked up.
I didn’t sleep last night, I had to write a paper. But I knew the paper would be east to write, so I waited until 2 a.m. It was a 3 page, 12 font double spaced paper. My “Cultural Autobiography”, as it relates to education. It came really easy. Too easy. I wrote SIX PAGES in 11 FONT. I knocked one off but I still turned in 5 pages of 11 font as opposed to 3 pages of 12. ...
Jan 28th
Jan 28th
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Jan 27th
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You got a babysitter mouth- I’m gonna drop my kids off and leave.
Jan 26th
Not so fun fact: This is my 9th time moving since I graduated high school.
Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
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Jan 24th
Jan 24th
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Jan 23rd
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Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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Jan 22nd
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Jan 21st
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Life, you are so good to me.
1. This Pickle Barrel is daaaaaaaaank! 2. Moving in with the love of my life, into a small, cozy, home, that is ours and only ours :)
Jan 21st
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“I’m having deja-vu SO bad right now, like I swear to God we’ve had...”
–  Austin and I
Jan 21st
Just took Janet’s sushi virginity! She said it was painful but rewarding.
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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“I like your little parts - your toes and your nose and your ears and fingers -...”
–  Austin
Jan 19th
“(While discussing things you could do with a crown royal bag) Me: You could...”
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
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OW, DUDE.
My left nipple is VISIBLY BRUISED. It hurts so bad.
Jan 19th
Jan 19th
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Jan 19th
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I have seen 5 people wearing flip flops today. Five. What?
Jan 19th
This guy in Titan A.E. looks a lot like my first crush - Demetri from Anastasia.
Jan 18th
''Yeah that was pretty dumb. But it wasn't the...
- Austin
Jan 18th
WATCHING JERSEY SHORE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Holy shit. One more reason to never have children.
Jan 17th
Sometimes I feel it’s strange that the longest time I’ve spent single since I was 14 is three months.
Jan 17th
If THIS is Seattle’s best coffee, I’m never going to Seattle; I will need coffee, and this shit sucks.
Jan 17th
I just got garden vegetable dip all over my hairbrush. Gross.
Jan 15th
“I hope that any babies students in this class make from this point forward are...”
–  My human sexuality professor
Jan 15th
Starting kickboxing class tuesday! So excite. Sounds perfect for me.
Jan 14th
First day of the semester. Just ate shit so hard on the slippery snow.
Jan 14th
Kinda bummed.
I’m taking part in a study and I can’t smoke for 6 weeks. Obviously, the goal is to try and stay a quitter after that. If I can’t do this for $250…I will lose a lot of faith that I will ever be able to quit. Wish me luck, hopefully I don’t cheat.
Jan 14th
Jan 14th
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WHOA. People who live on the basement floor should not bang with their curtains totally open and the light on.
Jan 13th
You know you want our sticks.
laughingatthestars: ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:06 PM): I don’t want a vag anymore. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:10 PM): I’m cuttig it off tonight. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:17 PM): *cutting. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:45 PM): RAH RAH RAH. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:47 PM): RAH. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:54 PM): Be right back. Making pizza. Drainingteacup (9:12:17 PM): BRB HERE TOO, TIME FOR A SNACKY! Drainingteacup...
Jan 13th
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FWD: Fw:
SOMEONE JUST SENT ME THIS. HATE. Every feb 14th men get the chance to display their love and affection for the woman in their life but secretly guys feel left out theres no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life now there is. March 20th is now officially steak, blowjob, and shut the fuck up day its a simple effective and self explanatory holiday no...
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Overheard: ”Yeah. And then I got an abortion for my birthday.”
Jan 13th
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GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO DELETE THIS SHIT.
MYSPACE. (Of course, I’m copy and pasting EVERYTHING from truth box to messages into a word document, but it feels good to get it off something that’s supposed to be about me, because I feel that it should be about me NOW.  I was so confused, so depressed then.  Not always, but often.  Here’s a poem I wrote from September of 2005). the little girl night sky routine of…. ...
Jan 12th
Reblog if you drink water more than anything else.
(via blua)
Jan 11th
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Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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“Please don’t smack when you chew.”
– -Austin (BUT HOW CAN I NOT SMACK WHEN I CHEW GUMMIES?!)
Jan 11th
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“Unicorns? Those are not real, you know… Yak…yak is the kind of...”
– Joe, 5 years old
Jan 10th
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“Well you’re sporting extra chromes. You’re chromed UP”
– Austin, talking about down syndrome
Jan 10th
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“I am sure that if you cleaned your ears really good you could breathe out of...”
– David, 9 years old
Jan 10th
“Sweet! It’s like Mom had a 6th sense that I needed a new toothbrush.”
– Zeller, after receiving a toothbrush in his Christmas presents
Jan 9th