January 2010
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So fucked up.
I didn’t sleep last night, I had to write a paper.
But I knew the paper would be east to write, so I waited until 2 a.m.
It was a 3 page, 12 font double spaced paper.
My “Cultural Autobiography”, as it relates to education.
It came really easy.
Too easy.
I wrote SIX PAGES in 11 FONT.
I knocked one off but I still turned in 5 pages of 11 font as opposed to 3 pages of 12.
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You got a babysitter mouth- I’m gonna drop my kids off and leave.
Not so fun fact: This is my 9th time moving since I graduated high school.
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Life, you are so good to me.
1. This Pickle Barrel is daaaaaaaaank!
2. Moving in with the love of my life, into a small, cozy, home, that is ours and only ours :)
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I’m having deja-vu SO bad right now, like I swear to God we’ve had...
– Austin and I
Just took Janet’s sushi virginity! She said it was painful but rewarding.
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I like your little parts - your toes and your nose and your ears and fingers -...
– Austin
(While discussing things you could do with a crown royal bag)
Me: You could...
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OW, DUDE.
My left nipple is VISIBLY BRUISED.
It hurts so bad.
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I have seen 5 people wearing flip flops today. Five. What?
This guy in Titan A.E. looks a lot like my first crush - Demetri from Anastasia.
''Yeah that was pretty dumb. But it wasn't the...
- Austin
WATCHING JERSEY SHORE FOR THE FIRST TIME. Holy shit. One more reason to never have children.
Sometimes I feel it’s strange that the longest time I’ve spent single since I was 14 is three months.
If THIS is Seattle’s best coffee, I’m never going to Seattle; I will need coffee, and this shit sucks.
I just got garden vegetable dip all over my hairbrush. Gross.
I hope that any babies students in this class make from this point forward are...
– My human sexuality professor
Starting kickboxing class tuesday! So excite. Sounds perfect for me.
First day of the semester. Just ate shit so hard on the slippery snow.
Kinda bummed.
I’m taking part in a study and I can’t smoke for 6 weeks. Obviously, the goal is to try and stay a quitter after that.
If I can’t do this for $250…I will lose a lot of faith that I will ever be able to quit.
Wish me luck, hopefully I don’t cheat.
WHOA. People who live on the basement floor should not bang with their curtains totally open and the light on.
You know you want our sticks.
laughingatthestars:
ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:06 PM): I don’t want a vag anymore. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:10 PM): I’m cuttig it off tonight. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:17 PM): *cutting. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:45 PM): RAH RAH RAH. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:47 PM): RAH. ElectricTwist1O1 (9:10:54 PM): Be right back. Making pizza. Drainingteacup (9:12:17 PM): BRB HERE TOO, TIME FOR A SNACKY! Drainingteacup...
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FWD: Fw:
SOMEONE JUST SENT ME THIS. HATE.
Every feb 14th men get the chance to display their love and affection for the woman in their life but secretly guys feel left out theres no special holiday for the ladies to show their appreciation for the men in their life now there is. March 20th is now officially steak, blowjob, and shut the fuck up day its a simple effective and self explanatory holiday no...
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Overheard: ”Yeah. And then I got an abortion for my birthday.”
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GOD IT FEELS GOOD TO DELETE THIS SHIT.
MYSPACE.
(Of course, I’m copy and pasting EVERYTHING from truth box to messages into a word document, but it feels good to get it off something that’s supposed to be about me, because I feel that it should be about me NOW. I was so confused, so depressed then. Not always, but often. Here’s a poem I wrote from September of 2005).
the little girl night sky routine of….
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Reblog if you drink water more than anything else.
(via blua)
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Please don’t smack when you chew.
– -Austin
(BUT HOW CAN I NOT SMACK WHEN I CHEW GUMMIES?!)
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Unicorns? Those are not real, you know…
Yak…yak is the kind of...
– Joe, 5 years old
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Well you’re sporting extra chromes.
You’re chromed UP
– Austin, talking about down syndrome
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I am sure that if you cleaned your ears really good you could breathe out of...
– David, 9 years old
Sweet! It’s like Mom had a 6th sense that I needed a new toothbrush.
– Zeller, after receiving a toothbrush in his Christmas presents